GeneralMaximus

Thinks too much about sex, without having it.

lifeeth

Sysadmin god.

sid0

The only Windows fanboi you can meet in real life. Thunderbird team member, Mozilla contractor. Programming language aficionado. Plays far too many games on Steam.

shadeslayer

Likes to brick expensive hardware on weekends.

Gurpartap

Indie iPhone dev (read: rich).

iwikiwi

kitallis loves him.

nirbheek

A cool dude to make out with. Repeatedly. But you probably don't want to... he's another Gentoo developer.

Stattrav

Loves guitars, women, computers and music. Fails at all of these.

YuviPanda

Wannabe photographer. Hacks on GNOME Cheese, busroutes.in and random Python code. Doesn't like to go swimming in beaches.

kstar

Loves you more than you love yourself.

kitallis

Redefines the word "weird".

Sup3rkiddo

Python fanboi. One of the few, rare Openmoko contributors. Loves to bike long distances. Likes to think he's a troll.

ideamonk

Think WebSockets and Ajax.

lut4rp

Failed.

jai

lut4rp loves him.

t3rmin4t0r

This blurb cannot adequately quantify his l33tness. Hence it shall not defoul his name with an unworthy attempt.

Ford_Prefect

Gentoo hacker, PulseAudio/GStreamer nub. Listener of The Awesome Muzics, Old Man Balding. A gr8 lover of wimmin, runs Gentoo + Pulseaudio on them.

devilsadvocate

Watches too many TV shows than is good for mental stability.

beachbrake

Electronics crazed chick.

nikkar

Your friendly, neighbourhood IRC bot. Will tell you things you don't want to hear, but then some useful stuff too. Watch out.